hospitility

linda suspects gary's being gary. this is not the place to be.

gary: hostile? i am not being hostile. i bought 9 tiles for my guests. this is called hospitility.

gary has been world-widely proven to confuse between hostility and hospitility. does your child do that too? this happens quite a lot. statistics can prove.

gary (contd.): i hate numbers. they are static. i love dynacism.

this is wrong too. gary is known to love cynicism. that too world-wide-webly. linda can prove.

linda: you are the definition of sarcasm, you are a hospital. your stomach is full. you ate patients for dinner. you called them "guests".

it is morning. gary wonders what he’ll have for breakfast.

gary is not a child but he can be. meanwhile, linda can be a hospital.