faqs

• is everything on the internet true? yes, taking anything you read online with a grain of salt is for idiots. just trust me, bro. life is less of a mess this way.

• wait, i thought i didn't have a brother? um, there's no easy way to say this: your parents are a bunch of fricking liars. truth comes out eventually. it's sad it had to be through whatever this is. derek green would be proud.

• don't you mean "our parents"? tomayto, tomahto. instead of being hostile about it, why don't you buy 9 tiles and practice some hospitility? we'll meet someday. hopefully.